Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Vulgarity. Do not read if easily offended by smut.

I've never thought about 'Do not if easily offended' or 'At your own risk'. It put you, the reader, on the back foot. You are the problem, because you are easily offended. Interesting. No? 


Hi andrewe. Is Kosov at home?

He is busy talking to his new fuck on his phone.
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Right...he had more important things now. I got a new watch.
Very stylish but will it do email and apps?
No Andrewwww, it is an analogue watch.
Ah Phyllis, like when we used say it is twenty to two and not 1.40. It is a classy watch. Will you usually wear it on your hand?


It's a normal classy watch. Jus like me.
Yep, true you are all clarse. I embiggened the photo, and it is a very nice watch. I can't hear Kosov talking now. He must have cum already while talking to his new fuck buddy.
Where is he? 
In his room
[6:19 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: Right
[6:20 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: Can u go into his room n see what he's doin
[6:20 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: Don't knock
[6:20 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: 😂😂😂
[6:23 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: .....
[6:28 pm, 08/12/2024] Blah: Take a video.

Such conversations will become more and more extreme and vulgar as we all get to know each other. They aren't quite game yet to start on me, but it will come. 

38 comments:

  1. I imagine having two such unrelated young 'uns around it's inevitable. But it's a choice whether you listen or not? How ARE you doing with it?
    XO
    WWW

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    1. WWW, it is all working well for me. No regrets. Kosov doesn't make an appearance until 1 or 2pm and I have plenty of time alone.

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  2. I expected something much smuttier! :)

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    1. Steve, and there I was wondering if I had gone too far.

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  3. Flirting... I had forgotten what that's like!

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    1. JayCee, flirting is the most wonderful thing. Perhaps you should bat your eyelids towards your husband one convenient evening when there is nothing on tv.

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  4. Echoing JayCee = and I was never good at it. Has Phyllis been surplanted? Or just temporarily derailed?

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    1. EC, I don't like to brag about my talents, but I was an excellent flirt. Sadly my skills disappeared when I reached a certain age...maybe 40. Phyllis is a life force. He will return.

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  5. Your household is about to get even more interesting!

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    1. Deb, who could imagine what my life has become seven or so months ago before Ray died. I think of him many times every day.

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  6. I think Andrew may be the next target...

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    1. Oh no Boud, not the kindly old respected gentleman that I am.

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  7. It is how I talk to my friends lol

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    1. I remember our Chinese Malaysian friend translating to us what he was saying to his friends. Wicked.

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  8. That wasn't bad. I thought it would be far worse. Disappointed. In a way.

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    1. Strayer, you are encouraging me to go further.

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  9. A post title to attract loads of views.

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  10. The photograph of my grandmother in my wallet is blushing!

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  11. Now that's a laugh or two for me, Andrew. You watch out as I'm sure your next as others have said too.

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    1. Margaret, that they would treat me with such disrespect.

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  12. I'm not offended, but I do feel as if I've invaded someone's privacy.

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  13. When you start posting the video

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  14. To borrow a phrase: 'Andreeeeeeeeew'! Isn't this just what got the first incarnation of your blog removed without warning? Your immortal words lost into the vacuum of outer blog space? Sigh.

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    1. Deb, I am sure it wasn't. I think it was some kind of copyright issue with YouTube that killed my Google account.

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    2. REALLY? They kill an whole blog over one post? That's nuts.

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    3. No Debby. I am sure it wasn't that. As I said, I think a copyright issue, but Google just won't tell me why aside from a serious infraction of its terms and conditions.

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    1. Me too, Cloudia. I smile, I laugh, I talk and I learn.

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