Friday, October 10, 2025

Old person's trip

Ondreeeewwww, can we get a mat for the kitchen floor.

No Kosov, and you spend little time on the kitchen floor. Phyllis asked you to ask me, and the answer is no. Mats for old people like me are trip hazards. 

Ok Ondreeewww, I understand.

Also Kosov, do not put bags on the floor at the end of the bench that I could trip over as I walk past. That's an old person trip hazard. 

There has been a lot of joking about what may or may not be old person trip hazards.

Nevertheless, trip hazards a real thing for people my age.

But the newest member of the household has become a serious old person trip hazard. Jass loves to lie in the main walkway between the living area and the bedrooms, like right in the middle. 

As Marcellous mentioned, longer haired cats have a lot of hair, and I've found it floats around and can be found everywhere. This is extra work for me. Soon after Jass arrived, the vacuum cleaner started to fail, so I had to replace the battery, and fast. Ka-ching!

The a/c installation went without a problem. They weren't the best tradies at cleaning up, but not bad. I am happy. Big ka-ching. Jass was locked in with Kesav in their bedroom. There was an attempt at some lamp rearranging, but today I said it needed to return to how is was. While I was out, Kosov sorted it, but there was a spider on the interior part of the aircon! "Kosov, that will scare visitors and they won't return. Ah Kosov, this is your anti social disorder coming to the fore. You want to scare people away." I told him the spider must disappear by the time I return from holidays. 

The harvest moon was big, and it isn't a good photo. 


A dagger sits upon the top of this book.


Phyllis, do you intend stabbing someone in self defence? No Andrew, it is for opening boxes at work. I worry about them being out and about at night, just like a father would, except they are grown men. 


It's been a stressful week, with thinking about the forthcoming holiday, having to present all building remote controls to the building manager. There are six, with five here and Sister has one. It had to be checked. Fortunately Sister came and went here numerous times a couple of weeks ago, and the building manager could see that she had used the remote on one night I told him she visited. 

By viewing the security cameras, it was established a homeless looking person vandalised the intercom screen outside the building, with four stab marks on  the screen. I am doubtful. It seems more like an act by someone who was not allowed to enter the building, a crime of passion and/or anger. 

My Friend in Japan who is no longer in Japan but back in Melbourne volunteered at The Royal Melbourne Show over the past couple of weeks. She posted online some gorgeous photos of the farm animals and other creatures at the show. 

Today I will begin packing. Folding up shirts to pack into a suitcase makes my back hurt, so I will pace myself. I will remember underwear and socks this time. For a couple of weeks away, I thought I would need the larger suitcase, but a fortnight away as against a week away, just means a few more shirts and socks and underwear. I can manage with the small suitcase, that can travel as cabin baggage, rather than checked in luggage that has to be retrieved from the carousel upon arrival at you destination.

I may have time to publish a Sunday Selections and a Monday Mural, but otherwise, see you all soon. 

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  1. That is quite an impressive spider! Did Kosov make it? Cats are always a hazard underfoot, for everyone -- but they're cuddly and worth the risk in the end. Just watch where you step. :)

    "Wings of Fire" is an incredibly popular book series among the middle schoolers where I work! Funny to see it pop up in your post.

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    1. Steve, yes, from mini lego. I can't remember what it is called. My 18 year old niece new all about the book when I mentioned it to her.

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  2. Enjoy your holiday, I think you need one as extra people and cats come into your life. A bit of quiet would not come amiss.

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    1. Thelma, I don't know. I am happy alone, but I am also quite happy at home, with my newish family.

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  3. Cats, dogs, and small children are tripped hazards. I know how you feel. I don't bounce back like I once did. Last time I fell I hit my jar and spent three months eating soft food so the jaw could heal.
    Dads and mums worry about their adult children as well:)

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    1. Pixie, a few months ago my brother who is about seven years younger than me fell over his own feet and cracked his head open. Emergency care at hospital for a few hours. Yes, of course parents worry about adult children.

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  4. Oh. That spider. I need to lie down and recover.

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    1. Jay Cee, I'd be worried if it was real. Actually, our really dangerous spiders are quite small...you know, small enough to hide in a shoe.

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    2. Oh dear. That was certainly not helpful, Onnnnndrewwwww!

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  5. Good preparation for the trip and wish you a good journey

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    1. Thanks Roentare. I won't be thinking of your rushing around the state.

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    1. Bob, I had forgotten that from past experiences. Actually, it is enhanced when you can't lock them outside.

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  7. Remember when Show Day was a public holiday here? All the kids at school used to be more excited about going to The Show with their parents than any other holiday.

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    1. I do indeed Hels, until the evil JK took the day away.

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  8. I had a cat that was right at my heels as I walked up and down the stairs. It's a wonder I didn't trip.

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    1. Kirk, at your heels isn't as bad as in front of you, which Jass is inclined to do.

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  9. Wait til you enjoy the pleasure of stepping on a hairball in the night and doing the hairball slide. A bit of catlax now and then, or butter, or even vegetable oil, can be a good preventive. Not too much though.

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    1. Strayer, she has made coughing noises as if she wants to cough one up but so far, she hasn't. Your recommended cure might result in worse than a hairball.

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  10. Cute cat and large spider if real. Enjoy yourself Andrew and pack light. You can always buy knickers and socks.
    XO
    WWW

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    1. WWW, since I forgot socks and jocks the last time I was away and bought some, I really don't need more.

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  11. I am becoming well aware of trip hazards. I have been fortunate not to have broken anything with recent falls but feel it is only a matter of time. Hope you are not feeling too anxious about your forthcoming holiday. A complete break from normal life will do you a power of good. Look forward to hearing all about it.

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    1. Gosh Fun60, you've had falls? Please be super careful. Anxious but not too anxious. Logic kicks in over emotion.

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  12. I always check my small suitcase through, as I find it hard to put it up in the overhead locker

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    1. J, I know if I checked a case in, I would take a larger case and be less disciplined with packing. Fellow passengers are very good at helping someone struggling with cabin baggage, as long as it is not ridiculously heavy.

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  13. Enjoy your time. Beautiful cat 🐈 😻

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    1. She is quite pretty Linda, in my biased opinion.

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  14. Enjoy your holiday, Andrew!

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    1. Thanks Jan. I hope you are both doing well.

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  15. Take your shirts to the kitchen bench and lay them out for folding, much easier on your back. Stack undies in a pile, then roll into a fat sausage to squeeze beside your shirts, along with your rolled in pairs socks. Toiletries in a small zippered bag along one of the short ends of the case. Done.

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    1. Thanks River, but I read this too late, folded them on my bed, and my back is aching. The toiletries, two shaving devices and anything else heavy will go to the bottom of the case where the wheels are.

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  16. It's good to be wary about trip hazards and I'm glad you're educating the boys.
    Have a wonderful time, Andrew!

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    1. Kylie, a few years ago after beginning to wear permanent glasses rather than just reading glasses, I tripped over on a footpath on some tree edging. I was lucky with only bruising. I was much more careful from then on, but it only takes one lapse in attention for bad things to happen. A good time, and I will be happy. Thanks.

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  17. Animal fur can be a problem but the animal is certainly well worth it.
    Love that spider.
    Enjoy your holiday....stay safe.

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    1. Margaret, I don't think our two dogs and two cats made as much fur as Jass. But that's fine. Thank you.

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  18. You'll be able to relax once you're on your way. Enjoy!

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    1. JB, perhaps once I am happily in my accommodation where we stayed umpteen times. Thanks.

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  19. Enjoy the adventure and stay upright.

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  20. What a beautiful kitty. I hope she brings everyone much joy and doesn't trip anyone. YOU, have the best vacay ever. Stay safe. Have fun. Hugs

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  21. I'm horrified how easy it is to trip these days. That spider, oh my goodness.
    Have a good trip x
    Alison in Devon x

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    1. I keep a light by my bed. Both cats rush to me to begin winding around my feet, certain that they are about to be fed. If I break my neck in the middle of the night, the culprit will be a cat.

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    2. 😳😄 Alison x

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    3. 😳😄
      Alison x

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    4. Tripping really is an issue, Alison.

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    5. Of course, what I meant was .....Have a good holiday 😀
      Alison in Devon x

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  22. I guess you are there now - on holiday - in your white ankle socks and sandals, sipping your pina colada and fretting about the lads holding a wild party in your abode. While the cool daddy cat is away, the naughty mice will play. Are you at Turtle Beach Resort on The Gold Coast?

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  23. I am amused. In the 90s we stayed at Turtle Cove. Omg, what happened in the spa at midnight. But it's a long way north of the Gold Coast. I wonder if it is still a gay resort.

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  24. I sure don't balance back like I use to.

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    1. Dora, some aspects of getting old isn't great.

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  25. Thanks for the link to Sue's service today. My condolences to you and other bloggers and her family and friends. I am in Florida at 5 AM.

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    1. That's a strange time to watch a funeral.

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  26. Fun read. Thanks for sharing, Andrew.

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  27. Darling Andrew,

    Happy Holidays!!

    We love your cat and now we have one too. her name is Harriet and she will no doubt feature in our future posts.

    Although you may bemoan the many trip hazards in your home [and you are absolutely right to concern yourself with such things], this is nothing, absolutely nothing compared with the trip hazards to be found out and about in Budapest. The Hungarians seem incapable of placing manholes at the same level as pavements and our Communist lift is never able to line up with the floor at which it stops.....and the list goes on and on...

    So, enjoy a trip-free trip and return to tell us all about it.

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    1. JayLa, you're back. Lol, I remember your communist lift. I think those who walked the stairs reached your apartment more quickly.

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  28. Your grandchild Jess (as you think you are old, come here and look what is old and they are still young.) The 100 years old won all QUIZZ and was not bad at all in Darts game sitting in her wheelchair. To get less hairs brush this cute cat, usually cats adore being brushed. And for packing a suitcase it was a drama when I was about 30, I packed and unpacked at least 3 times and started packing 3 weeks before we traveled and then I had forgotten what I had put in my suitcase. Now I have a list in my computer which I print out each time I travel and cross out each item when it is in the suitcase. So it's done very quickly and I never forget something. And stop saying you are old ! the birthdate doesn't count ! All is in the head !

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  29. Enjoy your holiday Andrew. I'm late reading your posts, but I've been overseas since the 6th. First in Doha with our daughter, and in Portugal since the 16th.

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  30. What an adorable speed bump! :) But I understand your dread of falling. Please be safe, both at home and while traveling. ~hugs~ I hope your stress goes away and you enjoy yourself.

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