Sunday, September 21, 2025

The Funny Farm

No, actually Funky Farm.

My former Tradie Brother, now working in a caring position, had two tenants, one in the self contained granny flat at the back of house and another who had a bedroom in the house. The latter, Keiran, died suddenly in his bed. My brother found him the next morning, very dead, at the age of 62. Brother was shattered. For him it was nearly like losing a partner. We all knew Keiran, and he helped out at family events, but always stayed in the background.

He left his superannuation to my brother. Kieran's ex wife disputed the will, and was paid I think $10,000 'fuck off' money. Separately Kieran stipulated that a certain percentage of funds from his estate was to go to animal charities. My brother has distributed the money, and an amount went to Funky Farm. The owner said, Mate; come any time for one year and bring along your family. 

You have to book and I was invited, along with my other brother, who forgot and was a no show, Hippie Niece, her partner and their four children. My brother had already taken two other family groups.

It was one hour's drive away and I left home at 8.30 Sunday morning past. I planned to stop off on the way and eat one of my meals on wheels sandwiches and find coffee. There was no where along the way to stop for coffee and to relax, so I was a bit early at the venue. Brother arrived soon after with Dog in tow. Then at the last minute, but they made it, so did Hippie Niece and her crew. 

My arthritic pain was at its worst, as it usually is in the morning, but nevertheless, I really enjoyed the guided tour that lasted about 1.40. 

Mein host and guide is a former horse jockey. The history of the park, his connection with horses, and the early history when there was and still is a focus on people with disabilities can be found on the website I linked to above. I learnt a bit I didn't know about wombats. Most of the animals and birds have come from zoos and people who no longer wanted troublesome pets. 

This doesn't look like a dingo I know about, but apparently it is an alpine dingo, with thick fur to keep it warm. I learnt that there is little connection between dingos and dogs. They are physically very different and the dingo more closely related to the Asian wolf. Quite fascinating. 

This is closer to the dingo I know, but it has a long coat too.


A young freshwater crocodile. They are much smaller than salt water crocodiles, and less aggressive, but there is not a reason to feel safe in their company. 

A rosella? 


I believe this is a horny dragon. We saw water dragons too.

Feeding a wallaby.

Kangaroos, wallabies and emu roam freely. 

The cassowary is the most dangerous bird in the world. If you come across one, flee! They are only found in the northern tropical areas of Australia.

Look at the size of its feet. They can rip you to shreds. 

This particular emu was amusing. 


A young fresh water crocodile. Many of the animals at the park are rescue animal from idiots who got drunk one night and ordered a creature to be delivered to their home, only to discover their choice was troublesome. 

A blue tongue lizard, friendly lizards. 

Maybe this is a frill necked lizard. 


After the tour I visited the nearest shopping area, Hastings, which is also a working port and a mooring for pleasure craft. I found a cafe for sustenance and bought a couple of things at the supermarket. Then I was homeward bound, arriving about 1.30. 

  

40 comments:

  1. I am amazed that people can order such animals online with no legal restrictions or checks.

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    1. It is done illegally, JayCee. I guess it is not high on the appropriate government authority's investigation list.

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  2. You have such interesting adventures and meet such interesting people!

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    1. Deb, it always alternates between an overload and nothing.

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  3. Sounds like fun. I'm sure you have met more than a few horny dragons in your lifetime.

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    1. Pixie, I may have met a few horny dragons in my life. I'm sayin' nuffin more

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  4. This was a great tour, thanks. I think if a cassowary has spotted you, it might be a bit late to run! They're fearsome.

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    1. Boud, I've never seen them in the wild, but I am sure they are fearsome.

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  5. This is a great day out! I would love to explore this place some time

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    1. Roentare, you visit the area. Book a tour and do it. A python wrapped around your neck is marvellous, as is holding a young crocodile.

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  6. After the crocs, dragons and lizards, the moored pleasure craft look beautiful.

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    1. Hels, there wasn't a beach but it was nice to see the pleasure crafts.

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  7. People can order and own crocodiles???? I cannot imagine a good ending to that scenario!

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    1. Debby, that is illegal, but people ignore laws, and it is left to others like Funky Farm to pick up the pieces. Some animals come from zoos.

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  8. Lovely photos, Andrew. Beautiful animals ❤️

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  9. "troublesome pets" will they take a cat who sheds mountains of hair on a daily basis? Just kidding. I wouldn't put Lola through another adjustment period. It does look like a great place to visit.

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    1. River, I am getting to know again about cat hair and how it floats around.

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  10. Well that was a nice visit for you all. We've come across cassowary's many times in the Daintree area.

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    1. Margaret, I guess you kept a distance from them. Are they invading towns in search of food now?

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  11. An introduction to the wildlife of your country. It is good that there is enough kind hearted people around to save the unwanted.

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    1. Thelma, yes. Australia does quite well at care. It is pity we don't do better with species extinction.

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  12. Actually, both of those dingoes look like domesticated dogs to me. If I encountered one in the wild, I'd probably try to pet it, and get my hand bit off.

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    1. Kirk, the differences between the two amazed me. They are at times kept as pets, illegally, and they are not good pets. Their instincts are so strong.

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  13. Judging by its website, Funky Farm is doing an invaluable job. It sounds as though you all had a good time there. I smiled at one of the crocodiles being called Fluffy, but did wonder about the Cassowary, though.

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    1. Thanks for checking the website JB. It would have been so hard to describe what the place does in detail. I didn't know about Fluffy. I am amused.

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  14. A good day out for you and your family. Wombats are so cute.

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    1. TP, young wombats are fabulous. They become too much to be a domestic pet when they reach adult stage

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  15. I have seen dingoes up for adoption and apparently they are super loyal and can be lovely pets but challenging to keep happy.
    Sounds like a good day out. Isn't it disappointing when you can't get a coffee ?

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    1. Kylie, yes, I needs my coffee. I've also heard of loyal pet dingoes turning nasty. I believe their instincts are very strong.

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  16. Interesting information there Andrew, I'm not keen on the look of the Crocs!
    Alison in Devon x

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    1. Alison, fortunately crocs are not found in southern Australia, but as the climate warms???

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  17. Thanks for the fascinating tour of Australian wildlife! It seems there should be laws prohibiting people from buying exotic animals on a whim. Maybe there should be a "cooling-off period" like there is for guns in many states in the USA. (Not that that law has been 100 percent effective.) Anyway, I'm glad this place exists to give those unwanted animals a proper home.

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    1. Steve, it is illegal to to take a native animal from its homeland. It is illegal to interfere with them. You cannot buy a native animal or bird and nor can you own one. I believe that is the law, however, in practice, it seems quite different.

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  18. This whole story sounds wonderful, Andrew.

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    1. Pat, yes, it returns some faith in human nature.

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  19. So nice that your brother's tennant left some money to help animal charities. It looks like they do a great job. He died very young, the poor man.

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    1. Sami, yes it is. I am doing the same, while I am alive. While ultimately animal welfare is a government responsibility, its answer would be humane killing.

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