Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Just the one, too many

One should not be so cruel but sometimes people deserve a dose of cruelty, such as Sydney celebrity socialite Vanessa Jacobs Fennell.

It us alleged she had a few too many drinkies, and was doing blockies in Bellevue Hill, one of Sydney's prestigious eastern suburbs, in her black Range Rover, sporting at least two shredded tyres. 

She side swiped four cars, one seriously, parked outside The Grumpy Baker. And wow, it was added to the story that one of the damaged cars was a Tesla. I can see the price of used Teslas plummeting, regardless of this incident.

She was breathalysed, with a positive reading but was refusing to go to the police station. She was arrested and then tried go the biffo with the police, so she was also charged assaulting a police officer. Into the slammer she went, but was bailed later that night.

I expect when hit by the cold harsh light of the day the following morning, what she will be most upset about the news reports is her unflattering photo in the media. Photo by Rhett Wyman

20 comments:

  1. Oops. Though I can't say that I have ever heard of her.

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  2. "Go the biffo" ... what a great expression!
    Hope she gets her just desserts anyway.

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  3. She's some sort of celebrity but drives herself? Silly celebutard, do your drinking at home. Best wishes, Andrew.

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  4. Hopefully she'll pay for being a drunken fool; she could have killed someone.

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    1. Bob, I assume she is quite wealthy. She will be heavily fined, her driving license taken away for several months, as she was drunk, her car insurance won't pay out, so the damage to the other cars and her own will be her personal responsibility. She will have Uber around town, god forbid that she would catch a bus. Her character is stained. But you have mentioned the elephant in the room. She could have killed or maimed someone. She was not just over the limit. She was as pissed as a parrot.

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  5. Hope she pays up to all those car owners, for wrecking their cars. And gets her license taken.

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  6. As Bob said, hopefully she is held to account. She could well have killed someone. It just seems as if sometimes the 'highborn' get off quite lightly compared to Joe Regular Citizen (or Jane as the case may be...)

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  7. I don't normally think of women, when we are discussing drunk morons in cars.

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  8. Well Andrew, I really had a laugh this morning when I read your blog entry , never heard of this woman and your train plane and automobile musings are of much more interest that this, for want of a better word trollop, she is a piece . Your influencer status is growing,! You are changing things up, or in this instance changing things down as my young niece often says to me

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  9. Into jail with a sharing of a cell with the most odious of creatures.
    JUST ??? Might wake up this elitist bitch - or is she just common??
    Colin

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  10. Her face looks puffy from too much alcohol.

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  11. She looks quite the mess, silly woman doing blockies at her age!

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  12. I don't know who she is, but she deserves her punishment and should pay for damages to those cars too. Loss of licence for a while too.

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  13. Never heard of her, she needs punishment fitting the crime.

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  14. Love the slang, Andrew! Won't be doing any blockies in my Subaru though. A bog lap does have its appeal. Aloha!

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  15. Well surprising what a bit of makeup can do. She looks totally different in the two photos;)

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  16. What the hell is wrong with people? Entitled? White? Rich? My shit doesn't stink?

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  17. I've never heard of her. Which is as it should be

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