I live for other people (some of you unkind types are spluttering), but nevertheless I decided to buy myself a Christmas gift.
My Hairdresser Friend proclaimed, "Andrew, your desk monitor is too low and that won't be helping your arthritis. You can buy a stand to raise the monitor up to eye level", she firmly suggested.
I thought about this and what I did do was raise the level of my desk chair, and the new position wasn't initially comfortable but I became used to it.
But still her advice sat at the back of my brain, such as it is, and eventually I went to the big blue shed to look. Oh, I like the look of this one, the salesperson had just showed me. I asked if there was a bag big enough to carry the stand if I bought it and he said no. Not that it was heavy but the box was a decent size and I still had other places to visit in the city. No sale and I eventually returned home.
I could make a dedicated trip to the store with a large bag or Kosov to carry it but I decided to hop in the car and drive to the nearest big blue shed, after checking online that there was one in stock. I also broke the bank by buying one printer ink cartridge. How are these things so expensive!
Once home, with no sign of Kosov as he was out job hunting (I've suggested prostitution to him), I attempted to assemble the stand by following the directions. Aside from the contents list, the instructions were useless and I was a little concerned that there was an empty box in the large carton. Apparently it was used as filler to keep things in place. I used my own nous and worked it out. Still, two long strips puzzled me. The height is adjustable by adding or removing leg pieces. It's not the prettiest thing, but very functional. Note the slot for your phone, in this case Kosovo's no longer functioning 3G phone, as mine took the photo, and a slot for pens.
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Well designed Andrew and little holders too. I hope it helps with the arthritis. Mine is at the point of only sitting helps with the pain. I am remiss on my exercises as they seem to be a bridge too far at the moment.
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WWW, when mine gets bad the only thing I can do is sit in the lounge chair, or at least somewhere with back support, and rest for ten minutes.
DeleteSo did the lubricant come from the self pleasuring? Or was it an accessory?
ReplyDeletePixie: Need you ask? That is something that Andrew always has.
DeletePixie! Really! It was WD40, if you know that.
DeleteEC! Bad!
DeleteWell done. And a big sigh at the useless instructions. I hope it does help. A lot.
ReplyDeleteEC, it is keeping my head up higher and my spine straighter.
DeleteGood job you had some lube handy - allowing you to reach a happy ending with the construction of your computer stand. When I saw the title of this post I thought you would be writing about flower arranging or another hobby you have recently taken up.
ReplyDeleteYP, I frequently lube up things around the apartment, door looks, runners, rollers. There are many ways to bring pleasure to yourself and this was a good one.
DeleteIt looks very practical..just the thing for preventing stiffness in the neck region.
ReplyDeleteIf I am struggling with assembling or fixing things I tend to turn to good old YouTube. It's remarkable what you can find on there.
JayCee, yes I know it is practical, meaning it is not really attractive. Function over form. YouTube would have been the next step if I failed, but I knew I just had to study it to see how it assembled.
DeleteAnd with a drawer for secret stashes???
ReplyDeleteNo one will ever think to look there, Bob.
DeleteGood job! I'm enjoying the comments, too!
ReplyDeleteDeb, I'm enjoying the comments too. What a wicked lot.
DeleteHmmm, an xrated computer accessory. Only in Oz.
ReplyDeleteBoud, nothing x rated about it. The drawer contains items found in any office set up...including bulldog clips.
DeleteIt is good to indulge yourself with better set up for browsing too. I gonna reward myself doing just that
ReplyDeleteGood for you Roentare. You deserve it.
DeleteI have my computer--a laptop--on top of a couple of books to make it eye level.
ReplyDeleteKirk, if we still had those thick phone books, a couple of those would have done nicely.
DeleteI just order my self a gift.
ReplyDeleteGreat Dora. You will tell us what it is.
DeleteI notice you have a glass desk. I hate those. Your monitor looks quite large.
ReplyDeleteRiver, I do and it is 31 years old now. We looked at replacement desks and I never saw anything that suited. The only issue I have with it is that you can see all the hanging wires. The monitor would be over ten years old and was a bargain when we bought it, but they are cheaper to buy now.
DeleteWell I do hope all turns out well and you have the right height. It all looks good, and good on you for buying it.
ReplyDeleteYes Margaret. I don't think it looks elegant but it does the job I wanted it to do.
DeleteI know we all depend on computerised equipment these days but doesn't it looks grey, bulky and awful?
ReplyDeleteHels, are you suggesting it is fugly? It is but sometimes functionality has to precede appearance.
DeleteAnything to make life a little more comfortable is worth the effort.
ReplyDeleteFun60, with the drawer storage, it does also mean there desk is neater.
DeleteSmart, functional and dull. What more could you ask from life? Our Andrew tried to make me get one but I seem to be on equal footing with my screen.
ReplyDeleteThelma, that rather describes me. I was surprised at the suggestion to raise the screen height, but I think my friend was right.
DeleteI hope it helps. It's too easy to slip into poor posture habits.
ReplyDeleteJB, it is when you are in pain. You automatically go to the most pain free position.
DeleteFor some things, lube is the best answer. Enjoy the improved view.
ReplyDeleteTP, I replaced all the door stoppers, well Kosov did, so he knows now how to screw with soap as a lubricant for the screws.
DeleteIt's nice when something actually works out for the best, Andrew.
ReplyDeleteTrue Pat. Things usually do.
DeleteI'm glad you managed to pleasure yourself, Andrew. It must take extra effort with the arthritis :)
ReplyDeleteYou are wicked Kylie. I like you.
DeleteI had no idea such a thing existed, but I'm glad it's working for you. I laughed at your job recommendation for Kosov, not to mention your provocative headline. :)
ReplyDeleteMy recommendation to Kosov was almost serious, Steve. Many overseas students here are for hire for personal services. I've not looked at straight sites, but they will be huge.
DeleteWhatever, I'll look after Kosov up to point. He is a good and kind lad.
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