Mike: A bit dry mate.
Danny: Yeah mate, could do with a drop.
Mike: Dry now but we've had good rain. It's La Ninja.
Danny: Yeah. We've had a couple of La Ninja years. Still, could do with a drop now.
Mike: The greenie commos tell us it is climate change but the weather bureau tells us it is La Ninja.
Danny: Mate, I believe in the science from the weather bureau. It is La Ninja and nothing to do with climate change.
Mike: Remember when we used to have days of high 30s and then get into the 40s. We don't get those now.
Danny: We did in the late 2000s. That was bad, you know fires and that and all those people and animals dying. We don't get those days anymore. Is that because of La Ninja?
Mike: I reckon so. The weather always changes. It's all to do with La Ninja. Nothing to do with climate change mate.