Hey, it wasn't me riding the chair in the car park, but alcohol was involved.  I had been to the building's Christmas gathering barb...

Ray: Where is the jar that was in the glove box that contained money for parking meters? Me: I don't know. Ray: Why do you have to answe...

I took Kosov for a ride on VLine train yesterday. I think he was soon satisfied by the journey. He enjoyed my excitement when the train crac...

I live for other people (some of you unkind types are spluttering), but nevertheless I decided to buy myself a Christmas gift.  My Hairdress...

Do you know the word? I didn't.  To my shame, I've practiced malaphores in public. I wasn't arrested. No one has ever remarked o...

The temperature forecast for tomorrow is 41/109, and in the north of the state, 46/115, and unfortunately I have an appointment in Footscray...

Hello all. Today is Sunday Selections day so I am participating along with Elephant's Child , River and others.  Let's start with t...